“It is Absolutely Vital that We Give ACORN $5.2B so They Can Continue Committing Voter Fraud”

February 10, 2009

Pretty much the message coming from Obama and the Capitol Hill Dems on the “stimulus,” er, “porkulus/spendulus,” “crap sandwich,”…ah heck, the “American Lube-Free Anal Fisting Act of 2009.” Because believe me people, that’s pretty much how it’s gonna feel.

OK, so he and San Fran Nan didn’t exactly say those words in the title of this post. But that’s pretty much what they mean. Consider The One’s presser tonight: “Government is the only solution,” (interesting mindset), “there are no earmarks in the bill” (uh huh), etc.

NRO has a pretty good breakdown of the bill thus far, from whence comes the $5.2B (that’s right, Billion. With a B.) in “neighborhood stabalization,” etc. All you have to do to realize how insane this monstrosity has become is to add the title of this post (with slight modifications) to just about any statement from Obama or a Democrat politician. Examples:

Obama: “…the federal government is the only entity left with the resources to jolt our economy back into life, BY GIVING ACORN $5.2B SO THEY CAN CONTINUE COMMITTING VOTER FRAUD.”

Pelosi: “the new Senate [stimulus] cuts, if passed, “will do violence to the future, BECAUSE IT IS ABSOLUTELY VITAL THAT WE GIVE ACORN $5.2B SO THEY CAN CONTINUE COMMITTING VOTER FRAUD.”

Reid: “We believe we can find two Republicans of good will who will do the right thing for the country,” AND REALIZE IT IS ABSOLUTELY VITAL THAT WE GIVE ACORN $5.2B SO THEY CAN CONTINUE COMMITTING VOTER FRAUD.”

Sheesh. Well, $838B, whatever. Maybe my great-grandkids will live lives free of the crippling debt these assclowns are getting ready to shove down our throats.

UPDATE: Looks like “neighborhood stabilization” is about $2B in the compromise now being debated. Argument still holds.