“It is Absolutely Vital that We Give ACORN $5.2B so They Can Continue Committing Voter Fraud”

February 10, 2009

Pretty much the message coming from Obama and the Capitol Hill Dems on the “stimulus,” er, “porkulus/spendulus,” “crap sandwich,”…ah heck, the “American Lube-Free Anal Fisting Act of 2009.” Because believe me people, that’s pretty much how it’s gonna feel.

OK, so he and San Fran Nan didn’t exactly say those words in the title of this post. But that’s pretty much what they mean. Consider The One’s presser tonight: “Government is the only solution,” (interesting mindset), “there are no earmarks in the bill” (uh huh), etc.

NRO has a pretty good breakdown of the bill thus far, from whence comes the $5.2B (that’s right, Billion. With a B.) in “neighborhood stabalization,” etc. All you have to do to realize how insane this monstrosity has become is to add the title of this post (with slight modifications) to just about any statement from Obama or a Democrat politician. Examples:

Obama: “…the federal government is the only entity left with the resources to jolt our economy back into life, BY GIVING ACORN $5.2B SO THEY CAN CONTINUE COMMITTING VOTER FRAUD.”

Pelosi: “the new Senate [stimulus] cuts, if passed, “will do violence to the future, BECAUSE IT IS ABSOLUTELY VITAL THAT WE GIVE ACORN $5.2B SO THEY CAN CONTINUE COMMITTING VOTER FRAUD.”

Reid: “We believe we can find two Republicans of good will who will do the right thing for the country,” AND REALIZE IT IS ABSOLUTELY VITAL THAT WE GIVE ACORN $5.2B SO THEY CAN CONTINUE COMMITTING VOTER FRAUD.”

Sheesh. Well, $838B, whatever. Maybe my great-grandkids will live lives free of the crippling debt these assclowns are getting ready to shove down our throats.

UPDATE: Looks like “neighborhood stabilization” is about $2B in the compromise now being debated. Argument still holds.


Continuing the “Cycle of Kickbacks”

February 7, 2009

Da Prez just repealed an executive order that “prohibited federal agencies and recipients of federal funding from requiring contractors to sign union-only project labor agreements (PLAs) as a condition of performing work on federal and federally funded construction projects.”

http://sev.prnewswire.com/construction-building/20090206/DC6802106022009-1.html

Let’s break this down into English: Obama and the Dems pass massive Porkulus bill, with lots of construction projects, funded by you and me. He then signs exec order assuring that unions will win all the contracts, and be lavishly overpaid, again, by you and me. Unions continue the cycle of kickbacks by taking member dues and contributing massively to Obama and Dems in general. Wash, rinse repeat.

Oh yeah, did I mention that you and me are paying for all this thinly disguised corruption?

Mmmm…the upcoming “stimulus” (“crap sandwich” according to Don Surber) is tasting just a little bit…worse this evening. Not to worry Obamazombies, just a little more “hopeychangitude.” I’m sure none of you has any relatives in the 84% of the construction labor force that’ll get shafted by this.


Rendition: A Real Keeper

February 2, 2009

So Obama is keeping “extraordinary rendition” eh? Oh, sorry, the “one component of the Bush administration’s WOT he could not discard” or something like that (h/t, Moe Lane via, Insty)? Of course, our friends in the Leftosphere are busy tying themselves in knots explaining how this will be a kinder, gentler rendition wherein we only ship terrorists to Scandanavia:

Marcellaas Waalacegaard: What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ norsemen, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pillows and an ABBA album. You hear me talkin’, jihad boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get all enlightenment on your ass…

Hmm. Riiiight. That’s just how it’ll be. Because The One would never send nasty men to a place where other nasty men would remove their gonads with a “pair of pliers and a blowtorch.” Only the eeevil Boooshitler would do such things…